spoopytavros:
what does puta mean?

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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